First Time Driving

I was driving my moms boyfriend’s truck, and I was eating funyons. Because I could not pick a single funyon out of the bag and hold onto the bag at the same time, and I needed at least one hand on the steering wheel, I preceded to dump the funyons out of the bag and into my mouth. I tilted my neck back in order to eat the funyons, which cause me to take my eyes of the road. I eventually started picking up speed and a crevice in the road cause the funyon that I was about to eat to slip out of my hand. My first impulse was to take my hands of the steering wheel and try to grab the funyon, risking the safety of everyone in the truck. That’s when I realized that my subconscious mind preferred a funyon over it’s own existence. Good stuff

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